One night Bill Clinton was
| Clinton jokes
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington's ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?" Clinton asked. "Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised George. The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through
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Fishing rule #1: The least experienced
| Fishing jokes
Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
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Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
| Firefighter jokes
Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor.
| Lawyer jokes
A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !