A teacher was giving a lesson on the

Dad, why do you write so slow? asked

| Parent jokes

Dad, why do you write so slow? asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."

I had a funny dream last night, Mom.

| Children jokes

I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.

| Cat jokes

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ? None. They were all copy cats !

What do actuaries do to liven up

| Accountant jokes

What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.” “Yes, sir,” the boys said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”