Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed
| Fishing jokes
Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn't think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, "Let's not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occ
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How does an apple a day keep the doctor
| Apple jokes
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
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Judge: Your first marriage
| Judge jokes
Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death? A: Yes, by death. Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?
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The big game hunter was showing his friends
| Hunting jokes
The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a
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Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.