What happened when Dumbo went
| Money jokes
What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.
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What is the definition of 'making love'?
| Dirty jokes
What is the definition of 'making love'? Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
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What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
| King Kong jokes
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig
| Waiter jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.
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What happened when the computer fell on the
| Computer jokes
What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
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Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don’t know teacher. What will you give me?