Which people do the
| Burger jokes
Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!
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When a man steals your wife,
| Men jokes
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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What do you call a grasshopper
| Insect jokes
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
| Blonde jokes
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.
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An airplane pilot dies at the controls.
| Aviation jokes
An airplane pilot dies at the controls. He goes to Hell. The devil takes him to the 'newly arrived' area. There are three doors, marked 1, 2, and 3. The devil tells the pilot that he is going to get to choose his own hell, but first, the devil has to take care of something first, and disappears.
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There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him – a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.