One day 3 women went to the
| Blonde jokes
One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said "when your going down the flume shout out the on thing that you want and you will land in
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Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
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How are men like carpet
| Men jokes
How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
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A man walks up to the
| Aviation jokes
A man walks up to the counter at the airport. "Can I help you?" asks the agent. "I want a round trip ticket," says the man. "Where to?" asks the agent. "Right back to here."
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What did one skunk say to
| Various animal jokes
What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!
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And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?” And His disciples answered unto Him, “Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch.” And Jesus said, “What?”