A Texan bought a round of
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds. Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty poun
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Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
| Book title jokes
Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy
| Weather jokes
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Because then the children have to play inside.
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Fred: "Why are you so upset?"
| Mental health jokes
Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." Fred: "So what?" Harry: "So she said to him, 'Doctor, this is my husband. You know, one of the men I've been telling you about'."
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Why are there so many piggy banks?
| Pig jokes
Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
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Which people do the burgers hate? The ones who are always putting the bite on them!