What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a

... Q.) Why

| Blonde jokes

... Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?

| Various animal jokes

Who held the baby octopus to ransom ? Squidnappers !

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

| Gorilla jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An

| Humor jokes

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !

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Why are electric trains like a

| Dirty jokes

Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.

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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a python? A twenty-foot-long strip-light that can squeeze you to death.