Did you hear about the unlucky
| Banana jokes
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.
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'You
| Weather jokes
'You never get anything right,' complained the teacher. 'What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school ?' 'Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.
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Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says
| Marriage jokes
Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'
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Why do wallets make so much noise?
| Money jokes
Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
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Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don’t have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!