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| Aviation jokes
From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."
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Q: What did one math book say to the
| School jokes
Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
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First Kangaroo: What do you call it
| Various animal jokes
First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.
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Customer: Waiter, I
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Waiter, I can't eat this meal. Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me. Customer: I don't have a fork.
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What do you do with a green monster?
| Monster jokes
What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!
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A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, “Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?” And Harry replied, “I’m taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth.”