Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old,
| Women jokes
Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man? A: Stupid!
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Mother: What was the first thing you learned in
| School jokes
Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
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Two young men were out in the woods on a
| Fishing jokes
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty year
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What is the quickest way to double your money
| Money jokes
What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !
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Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby.
| Baby jokes
Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise
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I came in to make an appointment with the dentist. said the man to the receptionist.” “I’m sorry sir.” she replied. “He’s out right now, but…” “Thank you.” interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. “When will he be out again ?”