What do you do with a green monster?

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| Hunting jokes

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!

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What insect lives on

| Insect jokes

What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes

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Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake?

| Birthday jokes

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!

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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

| Waiter jokes

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come

| Rabbit jokes

Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

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What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!