A guy walks into a bar with
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has $100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The bartender quickly takes the bet and the owner looks at the dog and asks, "What's the thing on top of this buildi
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Q: Which way did the programmer go?
| Computer jokes
Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!
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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
| Easter jokes
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
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Excuse me, a young fellow said to
| Lawyer jokes
Excuse me, a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers." "Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet."
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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
| Dentist jokes
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.
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From a Southwest Airlines employee: “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft…”