I can't decide whether to buy a
| Cow jokes
I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
| Burger jokes
What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!
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What Central American country has the
| Ghost jokes
What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!
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Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy
| Old age jokes
Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. I wouldn't think,much of it myself.
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Policeman: Didn't you see
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.
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How did the world’s tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.