Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
| Cannibal jokes
Why don't cannibals eat comedians? They taste funny.
[ read more ]
An English teacher asked her class to write an
| Money jokes
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec ! yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !
[ read more ]
On her
| Travel and tourist jokes
On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesn't travel faster than sound. "Why?" replies the cabin steward. "Because my friend and I want to talk, that's why."
[ read more ]
When George Washington was a general, why did he
| Dog jokes
When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"
[ read more ]
I hate paying my income tax.
| Money jokes
I hate paying my income tax. You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile? I'd like to but they insist on money
[ read more ]
Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now he’s a hardened criminal.