Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
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What's the
| Bus jokes
What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
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What's pink, has five toes, and is
| Easter jokes
What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!
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There's a technical term for a sunny, warm
| Weather jokes
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing
| Dirty jokes
Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, "What's that?" "A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doe
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What type of wind is named after a young deer? Foehn