What does a bee get at McDonalds ?
| Insect jokes
What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !
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Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
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A defendant was
| Lawyer jokes
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise
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Q: How can you tell the difference between all
| Music jokes
Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs? A: By their names.
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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
| Dirty jokes
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
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Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!