Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
| Children jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
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If George
| Gorilla jokes
If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?'
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What did Adam say on the day before
| Christmas jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !
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What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry,
| Cow jokes
What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!
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What do hurricanes most like to eat for
| Weather jokes
What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!