Q. What has
| Dirty jokes
Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!
[ read more ]
What did the snake say when he was offered a
| Food jokes
What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.
[ read more ]
What word grows smaller when you add two
| Letter jokes
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
[ read more ]
A cop is staking out a bar
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A cop is staking out a bar for drunk drivers. At closing time, he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and fumble for his keys for five minutes. When he finally gets in, it takes him another five minutes to get the key in the ignition. Meanwhile, everybody else leaves the bar and
[ read more ]
Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.