Customer: "Wait, that
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Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. I'm going to type it in again."
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Why did the weather want
| Weather jokes
Why did the weather want privacy? -It was changing
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Did you hear about the Finn who
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Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !
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After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired by a warehouse. One day he lost control of a forklift and drove it off the loading dock. Surveying the damage, the owner shook his head and said he’d have to withhold ten percent of Arnold’s wages to pay for the repairs. “How much will it cost?” asked Arnold. “About $4,500,” said the owner. “What a relief!” exclaimed Arnold. ‘I’ve finally got job security!”