What do you call a chicken that crosses the road
| Bird jokes
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways? Dead.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling
| Rabbit jokes
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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Did you hear the
| Monster jokes
Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.
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Three guys were fishing in a lake one day,
| Fishing jokes
Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, "I've suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?" "Of course," t
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Q: What's the only thing worse than a
| Music jokes
Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find out too.
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Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don’t like to hide their money in the mattress.