The young lad had applied for a job, and was

What did the parrot say

| Bird jokes

What did the parrot say when he saw a duck? Polly want a quacker!

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final

| Sport jokes

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !

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Q. What do a hurricane, a

| Divorce jokes

Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

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An American tourist went into

| Dirty jokes

An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. "Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied. "The what, you say?" exclaimed the tou

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Can you spell a composition with two

| Spelling jokes

Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).

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The young lad had applied for a job, and was asked his full name. “Aloysius Montmorency Geoghan,” he replied. “How do you spell that?” asked the manager. “Er ? sir ? er ? can’t you just put it down without spelling it?”