Guest: Why did you offer me a piece

Do you like your

| Baby jokes

Do you like your new baby sister? She's all right. Do you play with her? No, and we can't even send her back because she's been here more than 28 days.

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This blonde and her boyfriend

| Dirty jokes

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

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Yo mama

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

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A man sobering up from the night before is

| Religious jokes

A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher

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The swing doors of the Wild

| Cowboy jokes

The swing doors of the Wild West saloon crashed open and in came Little Pete, black with fury. "All right!" he raged, "all right! Who did it? What goldarned varmint painted my horse blue?" The huge figure of Black Jake, notorious gunfighter and town baddie rose from a chair by the door. "I

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Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.