A man was fed up of
| Car and train jokes
A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked his car he also left a note saying there is no point in breaking in my car as there is nothing to steal. When he returned to his car it had been broken into again and there w
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Q: How are women and rocks alike?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.
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An airline stewardess was giving the standard
| Aviation jokes
An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,' when a man remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"
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What happened when the cannibal ate the
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
| Letter jokes
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
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Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !