Why, if the best things in
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Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Waiter, what's this bug
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
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What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner? Cow chow!
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How many tax auditors
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How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report? Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
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What's a cow's
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What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
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Q. If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first? A. The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.