How can you make a soup rich?
| Food jokes
How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
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A city boy was
| Weather jokes
A city boy was on his first camping trip. He was eating his lunch under a tree when an old-timer came along. 'It smells like rain,' he said to the boy. The city boy replied, 'They said it was lemonade.
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Why does an elephant
| Elephant jokes
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
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What does Father Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes? No-eyed-deer!
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It seems a gentleman had too
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn't walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident i
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What’s a cow’s favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.