Time flies like an
| Banana jokes
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
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When is an English teacher like a judge?
| Judge jokes
When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.
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When Abraham Liebowitz
| Business jokes
When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class. But it's a decent town and nobody really bothers him. One day the teacher asks the class "Who was the greatest person who ever lived? and why?" And to make it interesting she held a twenty dollar
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Q. What do you instantly know
| Men jokes
Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.
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What is black and white and red all over?
| Dog jokes
What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
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Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune !