Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a

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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !

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What do you get if you cross a sports

| Journalist jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !

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A retired

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A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army," the general said. "Nothing to it - you'll catch on aga

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Q. Have you heard the latest

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Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.

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Q: What's the difference

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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin's subjects admired him.

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ? They couldn’t, they were adders !