After hearing that one of the patients
| Mental health jokes
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're r
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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
| Money jokes
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
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What do you get when you cross a Jehova's
| Religious jokes
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!
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What kind of pig do sows dislike?
| Pig jokes
What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.
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Dr Frankenstein:
| Bath jokes
Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I've in
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Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!