Does running out of a
| Cow jokes
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
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What do you get if you cross a bunch of
| Criminal jokes
What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ? Robbery with violets !
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Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30
| School jokes
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question. Pupil : How long for the answer sir !
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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing
| Lawyer jokes
Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf? Because it's too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.
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When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the trigger to release the foam.” Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin. The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember?” In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin — and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.