Q. Where is the first baseball game in the
| Religious jokes
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? A. In the big inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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What is the difference between a dancer and a
| Dance jokes
What is the difference between a dancer and a duck? One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.
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How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar?
| Bus jokes
How can you kill an idiot with half a dollar? Throw it under a bus.
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Dr Frankenstein: I’ve just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it. Dr Frankenstein: Well, you need never have a bathtub ring again! I’ve invented the square tub . . .