What's the best way to get a man to remember
| Marriage jokes
What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.
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Yo Mama's so fat that while
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?
| Bed jokes
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept.
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Teacher: What's this a
| Brother and sister jokes
Teacher: What's this a picture of ? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister's married one of them'
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A man took his Rottweiler to the
| Dog jokes
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him" The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down." "Just
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It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.