What do elephants say as a compliment
| Elephant jokes
What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
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Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of
| Yo momma jokes
Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
| School jokes
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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Q: What's the difference between a violist and
| Music jokes
Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.
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When pigs get a toothache, who do
| Pig jokes
When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?' Painless Porker.
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What has handles and flies? A witch in a garbage can.