When a man steals your wife,

Which dog eats with its tail?

| Dog jokes

Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

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A man was walking along a beach and stumbled

| Women jokes

A man was walking along a beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. Yo

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Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.

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What did the big carburettor say to the

| Car and train jokes

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor? "Don't inhale so fast or you'll choke."

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First cannibal: I don't know

| Cannibal jokes

First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?'

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.