Why did the firefly keep stealing things ? What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ? A firefly with a short circuit !
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Don’t look out of the
Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I’m taking a foreign language.
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?
What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!
What kind of ants are very learned ?
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
What should you do if a monster runs
What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.
A little girl was playing in the garden when
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating,” her father replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked. “That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered. “So, the other one is a mommy long legs?” the little girl asked. “No,” her father replied. “Both of them are daddy long legs.” The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. “Well, we’re not having any of THAT in our garden.”