There was this little kid who had a bad
| Parent jokes
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat. Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know
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A guy goes to a girl's house
| Humor jokes
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back i
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Jackie stood quietly as her father
| School jokes
Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. "What is this 45 in math?" asked her father. "I think that's the size of the class," she said quickly!
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If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
| Lawyer jokes
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
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Down at the
| Parent jokes
Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies, "My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur could recite the Gettysburg Address when he was ten years old. Lincoln didn't say it till he was fifty!"
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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.