A military cargo plane, flying over a
| Aviation jokes
A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw o
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What did the great Ape
| Gorilla jokes
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
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A car was involved in an accident in a
| Journalist jokes
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever sort, he started shouting loudly, "Let me through! Let me through! I am the son of the victim." The crowd made way for
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As most technophiles are aware, there are
| Computer jokes
As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform the scanning. TWAIN, the acronym, stands for "Technology Without An Interesting Name."
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Why did the internit paint his
| E-mail jokes
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.
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What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ? ‘Claws.