What did the hamburger say when it pleaded
| Burger jokes
What did the hamburger say when it pleaded 'not guilty'? I've been flamed!
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What does a Chinese restaurant
| Restaurant jokes
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter? Coloured eggrolls!
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What do sea monsters have for dinner?
| Monster jokes
What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.
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Why do vampires hate arguments?
| Vampire jokes
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.
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Have you got the address of the butter
| Internet jokes
Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.
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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they’re easier to get at the ballpark.