Mother: How was your first
| School jokes
Mother: How was your first day at school? Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
| Dirty jokes
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
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What do you call explosive cow vomit?
| Cow jokes
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the
| Horse jokes
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"
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What's long and stylish and full of cats?
| Easter jokes
What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
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Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card. “What is this 45 in math?” asked her father. “I think that’s the size of the class,” she said quickly!