A man pulls up to the curb and asks the
| Police jokes
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!"
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A lion was getting rather old and slow
| Various animal jokes
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey. It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away. So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit. It then heads for a watering hole to see if it
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Son: How much does it cost to get married,
| Marriage jokes
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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A woman reported
| Humor jokes
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy's photograph, questioned her, and then asked if she wanted to give her husband any message if they found him. "Yes, please" she replied. "Tell him Mother didn't come after all."
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Why don't bananas snore?
| Banana jokes
Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Whodunnit ? by Ivor Clew