An accountant is in a car travelling with a
| Farmer jokes
An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, "You're pretty good with numbers, Keith. How many sheep do you reckon are in that paddock?" The accountant looks at the sheep for a moment and says, "One thousan
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What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on
| Cat jokes
What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !
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St. Peter is questioning three married
| Heaven and hell jokes
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler. "I was a good father," he answers. "Yes, but you were a drunk all your life. In fact, you were so ba
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What do you get when you cross an idiot
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.
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What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
| History jokes
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!