How many biologists does

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters

| Aviation jokes

At one of the packed, Delta ticket counters all of ticket agents were doing their best to politely process each passenger as quickly as they could. A man toward the end of the snaking line of passengers was obviously impatient and very frustrated at having to wait so long in the slow movin

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Did you hear about the Irish monster who went

| Monster jokes

Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?

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Igor: Only

| Monster jokes

Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dracula: And what did he get? Igor: We don't know - we haven't managed to catch it yet.

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Why did the little piglet fall

| Pig jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog? Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Mom: Joe, time for your medicine.

| Bath jokes

Mom: Joe, time for your medicine. Joe: I'll run the bath then. Mom: Why? Joe: Because on the bottle it says "to be taken in water."

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.