Why did your sister feed money to her cow
| Money jokes
Why did your sister feed money to her cow ? Because she wanted to get rich milk.
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Why did the girl who worked for the
| Telephone jokes
Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).
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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
| Men jokes
QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
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So you are distantly related to the
| Brother and sister jokes
So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother.
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother
| Old age jokes
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
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Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer? A: The joystick is wet.