Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the
| Business jokes
Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" Boss: "Right. Except for the 'us' part."
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Not that my wife's the
| Marriage jokes
Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who
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What do you call a blonde standing between two
| Blonde jokes
What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!
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What do you call someone who sticks his
| Various animal jokes
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!
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Why is a bride always out of luck on her
| Marriage jokes
Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.
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Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time? Because she was an operetta (operator).