There where two snakes talking.
| Snake jokes
There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The
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A newsboy was standing on the corner with a
| Journalist jokes
A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being
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A motorist was mailed a picture of his car
| Police jokes
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.
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Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped
| Clinton jokes
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who'd land first? A: Who cares!
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A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he’s looking at it, she walks back in. He says “What’s this?” She says, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.” He goes, “Geez…oooh….I…” She says, “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.”