What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle?

Q: Why didn't the T-rex

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!

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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

| Cow jokes

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy!

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Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at

| Parent jokes

Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out, "Gee, you're dumb, Mom. You don't know anything." "Now, son," scolded Bentley, "you musn't be picky about your mother's little faults."

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If King Kong came to England why would he

| King Kong jokes

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.

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Q: How many Agents does it take to screw

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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What’s a moo hoo for a bunch of weirdo cattle? A nerd herd!