A long time ago, Britain and France were at
| Ethnic jokes
A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don't you know the red mate
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What ghost is handy in the
| Food jokes
What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.
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A student called up his Mom one evening from
| School jokes
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke. His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah,
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After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were
| Humor jokes
After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen. "I didn't think much of the knife thrower, did you?" said Geoff. "I thought he was great!" enthused Don. "Well, I didn't," said Geoff. "He kept throwing those knives at that soppy girl but he didn
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A vampire bat came flapping in from a
| Various animal jokes
A vampire bat came flapping in from a night of foraging, covered in fresh blood. He parked himself on the cave's roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persis
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Don’t look out of the window, Betty, people will think it’s Halloween.