An angel in heaven was welcoming a new
| Heaven and hell jokes
An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."
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Q: How many newsmen does
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
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Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period.
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What do you call a rich frog?
| Frog jokes
What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.
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Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
| Dead and dying jokes
Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."
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Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough