Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that
| Pig jokes
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
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What's the speed limit of sex?
| Dirty jokes
What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a
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A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We
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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde
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Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.
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A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one battle, The French captured an English major. Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. The French general asked, “Why do you English officers all wear red coats? Don’t you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?” In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood won’t show and the men they are leading won’t panic. And that is why from that day to now, all French Army officers wear brown pants.