Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat
| Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.
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What would you get if you crossed a monster
| Monster jokes
What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!
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Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for
| Computer jokes
Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me... My husband ran off with his secretary, My son pierced his eyebrow, My daughter tattooed the bald spot on her head, My dog mated with the neighbors cat, My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, My Mom told me I was adopted,
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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
| Farmer jokes
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got
| Blonde jokes
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.
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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.